Pardue 

A rather large gentlemen who pioneered the noon o'clock shadow (sorry chuck norris, but it was pardue, not your bitch ass). He is just a teddy bear even though he has a nasty habit of walking through an island of tables to catch either mexicans or atheist douche bags. Oh, and every thing he says for some unknown reason comes out as "tuna".

Pardue if you punch me after reading this, your going to hell.

Guy 1: God dude! What the hell happened in here!?!
Guy 2: This really big guy came in here and completely tore up the place!
Guy 1: Ahhhh I see, must've been that fuckin pardue again.

Pardue by Bobbles9715 March 25, 2012

kody pardue 

One whipped son of a bitch I swear to you, he’s gf has a fat ole cuter tho I swear

Kody pardue is with his girlfriends dick rn I swear I wouldn’t lie to you he’s mfn whipped

kody pardue by Long cock Larry October 14, 2017

mr. purdue 

Matt Purdue, CIA agent/superman/history teacher. Raw as hell teacher. enjoys appearing everywhere. Stays at school until all hours of night. Enjoys maps, books, and the constitution. Dislikes most television and most movies. Runs student council and mysterious. Sleeps for a mere 3 hours. Comes in on holidays. Knows every passageway in the building including the labyrinth in the roof. Raw(aka cool) in general.

lets watch the middle passage

I blinked and Mr. Purdue appeared

mr. purdue by Matt raw purdue January 16, 2008

perdued 

The act of knocking someone out with one punch. Originated in the boxing circuits but went mainstream in late 2011. Used now to describe what you will do to someone in everyday encounters not just the boxing ring.

Person 1 being a total ass

Person 2 "You better shut up before you get perdued"

"Holy shit! That guy perdued the shit outa him!"

perdued by afghantruthsayer January 2, 2012

Pardoel packing 

Named after someone notorious for last minute packing, Pardoel packing is the act of packing by throwing all of your belongings into a suitcase willy nilly. Actually scratch that. A suitcase implies planned packing, most likely some bags for life, maybe even bin liners will be involved.

Although Pardoel packing is time efficient the risk factor for forgetting important items such as passports is incredibly high.

If you are expecting a known Pardoel packer in your home be prepared to stock large quantities of toiletries such as toothbrushes, deodorant and shampoo as most space will be saved in the case for either extravagant cosmetics and perfume or more likely gifts from the duty free for you.

Those who partake in Pardoel packing tend to be the most wonderful of humans who are simply lacking in general organisation so do welcome them into your hearts and homes*.

*However if you have "Monica-like" organisation it is generally advised that you don't welcome Pardoel packers into your home. Your efforts to change their habits will be futile and will most likely drive you crazy.

Kellie: Have you packed for the holiday yet?

Ellie: No, I'm just going to do some Pardoel packing right before we go. Who has time for pre packing!?

Pardoel packing by Pardoel packing May 29, 2016

Purdue Goggles 

When you are surrounded by guys in class all day and as a result every female is much more attractive than usual.

"Dude she is at least an 8."
"No man she's definitely a six."
"You're right, I just got out of Engineering 270. I must be feeling the effects of Purdue Goggles."

Purdue Goggles by dukeeaglesfan September 7, 2014

Parguela 

El típico chaval pringado que no le quieren ni en su casa y del que la gente en general huye para que no les de la paliza. No ha hecho nada con su vida y nunca lo hará, no lo necesita, para el creerse guay es mas que suficiente, aunque el mundo se ría tanto a su cara como a sus espaldas.

¿Has visto a Collantes? Ese si que es un parguela.

Parguela by Frem June 4, 2015