A rather large gentlemen who pioneered the noon o'clock shadow (sorry chuck norris, but it was pardue, not your bitch ass). He is just a teddy bear even though he has a nasty habit of walking through an island of tables to catch either mexicans or atheist douche bags. Oh, and every thing he says for some unknown reason comes out as "tuna".

Pardue if you punch me after reading this, your going to hell.

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