Split ticket

When two prostitutes perform the functions of one for the price of one.

It was super late in Vegas and I got a split ticket from two bimbos.

"Who wants a split ticket at the Luxor?!"

by word nerdz August 20, 2019

Basket ticket

A parlay wager that falls one game short of a perfect ticket. Usually denies the bettor(s) massive winnings - and in the most excruciating circumstances possible. Ticket is stored in a basket for eternity as a nauseating reminder of what could've been.

I would've won $50K if the Rams didn't muff that field goal. Mother of all basket tickets.

by bramsadford November 30, 2021

Speeding ticket

When you, a retard that can’t just STAY IN THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT, BECAUSE YOU ARE A RECKLESS AND DESTRUCTIVE DUMBASS, get pulled over for speeding. Dropping a gear and disappearing is also considered evading and eluding arrest; don’t do it. 1; now if you get caught you get punished MORE, dumbass, and 2; you’ll hit something and die for being a retard with a crotch rocket superbike wreck for a brain.

Respectable Sheriff: “Sir, did you even know how fucking fast you were go-“
Recipient of speeding ticket: *Drops a gear and tries to disappear, runs into an F-450, getting his blood and guts dragged across a road after being launched.*
Respectable Sheriff: “Holy shit… I’m just gonna call that one in……”
You can die, dumbass. Hold your horses and be reasonable. Have some fucking patience. Get there early, get there late; doesn’t matter. Just fucking get there and don’t die. It helps.

by The ceo of shit Cold War guns April 22, 2023

a parking ticket

an unpleasant surprise

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.

by Sexydimma August 25, 2012

booty ticket

A slip or verbal version of the booty ticket is exceptional. A booty ticket is given when requested by a loved one or someone wanting to grab that booty. The booty ticket can't be denied or reversed. It can be given by any girl. You could use the booty ticket on the one that gave you the ticket or any other girl.

Friend: Dude, she's right there
Me: so?
Friend: you have an extra booty ticket
Me: oooooh

by mister bum hole November 25, 2019

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children For A Twenty Five Dollar Open Container Ticket

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children For A Twenty Five Dollar Open Container Ticket

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children For A Twenty Five Dollar Open Container Ticket

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

wolf tickets

Prison slang for aggressive taunting. The Cabbie Homicide's writer as a teenager did a very dark form of this as he chronicled in An Eye In Shadows as he was able to also back it up too. Kealan Patrick Burke in the response of getting freight-trained had pulled a response like this. And this is his actual e-mail where he was challenging the controversial author to a fight -- "Why don't you ask Bram the Talking Wonder Dog about The Cabbie Homicide" is easy the taunt of the 2010s as it had him reminded of old shame. On twitter the war between them had exchanges of ethnic slurs toward Irish and ethnic slurs towards Italians as guinea was thrown as Taig was used on the wordpress blog and the tumblr had the tag "Bog Irish Pig." He did a Blurb in Italian to Burke where he implied Burke was queerbait.

Twitter is ground zero for selling wolf tickets as sometimes one comes across a cell-block warrior. Selling wolf tickets sometimes includes ethnic slurs, donut-puncher slurs, and some pull out racist remarks.

by illinoishorrorman January 16, 2018