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uni-testicular

The characteristic of having one testicle whether it be because one has been squashed into the other, because one has been surgically removed, or because the man (and/or woman) was born without a second ball.
Anushka is uni-testicular because her balls where squashed together by a cock shot.
by monkq2 February 8, 2010
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Mashed Pa-testicles

term used to describe the injury of one's balls.

mostly associated with males, though there are
some exceptions.
She kicked me in the sack! I got mashed pa-testicles now.
by Cody G. C. May 11, 2008
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eye testicles

Simply an eye ball, but replacing ball with testicles
Man! my eye testicles hurt from too much sun
by kkkkkkkl February 24, 2009
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testicular rhino

When a male lays his lover down with rectum aiming upwards as the male runs the belly flops aiming his testicles and dick forward trying to make them into the hole.
Billy: hey how was sex last night?
John: well it hurt I pulled a testicular rhino
Billy: ouch!
by Qweeqweg October 9, 2016
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testicular torsion

The result of twisting your testicle sack over and over and letting it spin back into place. Often extremely painful.
Tohn: Man, I don't feel so good
Jom: Why's that?
Tohn: I just got testicular torsion. I may never have children.
by AbsoluteBuffoonery May 26, 2021
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testicular dancer

A person with a fetish for scrotum.
Fundo learned the true meaning of blue balls when the testicular dancer at the go-go bar turned his balls black-and-blue.
by authOOr June 29, 2006
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