National Suck Dick Day

National suck dick day is on 6th May.
Get you dick sucked or suck someones dick and celebrate

Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?

Jessica:The 24th?

Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!

by Dicksuccer69 May 29, 2018

Suck dick month

May is suck dick month, every day in may is suck dick day but you have to kiss a girl first. If you kiss this girl she have to give you a Blow.

:Hey you know witch month it is?
:No?
:It’s suck dick month!

by IGotYouBoys April 27, 2022

suck ur own dick

something a 13 year old says after being beat in valorant *i learned this from personal experience*

kid1: i fucked ur mum last night!
kid 2: no u godamn didnt, go suck ur own dick autistic faggot!

by i_Fucked_ur_mum_last_night February 17, 2021

Dick sucked

Deepthroating hardstroking facefucking
Knight stick spitting enjoying being a throat beast where ever when ever possible to the opposite sex this excludes trannies

Man I really wanna get my dick sucked right now

by anonymous December 21, 2019

Suck my dick

A way of saying “fuck off” but funnier

-“You look like a potato in that picture” “suck my dick

by LittleLily(suck my dick) April 4, 2019

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

would you suck a dick for me?

A question a woman asks a man to find out if he would do anything for her. Because let's be honest, no one really likes sucking dick.

"Would you suck a dick for me?"
"Of course baby, I'd do anything for you"

by MrnextX December 30, 2017