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Rage Stroking

To aggressively masturbate after someone made you extremely mad or angry.
I got involved in a road rage incident and was so angry I pulled over on the side of the road and started rage stroking.
by Gabe Oytoucher May 12, 2025
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Barnacle Stroking

To scrub oneself while taking a cold shower.
Guy 1 "Bro I had such a nice time barnacle Stroking it last night."
Guy 2 "I'm not a fan of the cold, but you do you bro."
by Biggus-Meatus June 10, 2025
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satan's stockings

a particular situation when you sweat so badly that the sweat from from your body actually makes your stockings stink terribly nastily and unbearably bad that the image of satan shows up in you head after you close your eyes due to the smell of the stockings.
alex : hey jessie get down and take them stockings off so i can see them hawwt leggys ..!!!!!!!g
jessica : (takes the stockings off and throws them on alex's face ).

alex : SHITBALLS them satan's stockings are killing mee!!!!!!!!! (( punches jessica and knock's her out)).
by asteroth1 January 6, 2011
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Tear the stockings

When one skips steps with his/her boy/girlfriend.
Girl: Mom, I got a new boyfriend !
Mother: Be careful not to tear the stockings !
Girl: Mom !!
by Aecheritt April 25, 2017
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The Crusty Stocking Stuffer

The act of using a Christmas stocking as a cleanup rag for masterbation on Christmas day.
The ol' lady had a headache from too much brandy in her egg nog, so I resorted to the Crusty Stocking Stuffer again this christmas.
by White Feller December 26, 2020
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The Naughty Stocking

When one defecates in one's pillow as an act of revenge
My non riz one night stand made fun of my drip, so when she showered the next morning I gave her the naughty stocking and bounced
by La Guadalajara January 8, 2024
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are you stroking my cock

when you lose a game of pool with the first hit, "Are you stroking my cock?!"
by Rock_Lobster23 February 4, 2024
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