death by chocolate starfish

n. A truly revolting, nauseous guff. Capable of really making squeamish people shout soup!

Ugh, that's fucking disgusting. Its like death by chocolate starfish.

by nuttershamrockshinboner July 10, 2023

Sweet Chocolate Starfish

The result of using culinary sugar rose up the derriere, inevitably ending in an emergency call. You will have a shattered sugar plug inside you, causing a bloody back door. The shame comes from this act is for a lifetime. Dishonor on you and your whole family.

4am: Badge502 gets the call from 911. Badge502 "You attempted the Sweet Chocolate Starfish?! I told you not to put a sugar plug up your tootsie roll. There are better ways to meet people!" *Sighs and shakes head in disappointment*

by _Tallulah_Rose August 10, 2023

French starfish

When you and your partner spread your butt cheeks and touch anuses in a circular motion.

I walked in on my mom and dad doing the French starfish and was scarred for life. I can still smell it

by cdbruce August 19, 2023

Starfish

A derogatary word men typically use for sexual partners that they are not able to bring to orgasm.

A term men launch at others in an attempt to deflect their own inadequacy at pleasing sexual partners.

Often used by males who are raping someone, even within marriage.

I didn't offer foreplay or give her an orgasm and then she had the audacity to lie there like a starfish while I jackhammered her for 20 minutes.

by Ancora Imparo August 31, 2023

Rainbow Starfish

One dude laying on they back, one dude laying on they stomach. Slide together like you’re putting two scissors together and boom, you got a rainbow starfish.

I was chilling with my boys last night, we got a lil excited and hit a rainbow starfish.

by HadesXero April 9, 2024

Starfishing

Wearing a Jock Strap or another garment that covers the genitals but leaves the anus (starfish) exposed.

Gary is starfishing today, just wearing a jock strap.

by NakedFarmerUSMC April 18, 2024

Reece’s pieces starfish

A series of events to which a person will take a shit, let it crust, and rub peanut butter in their asshole. Another individual will then eat their ass out as if they were eating Reece’s pieces.

Cristian: I just finished taking a shit and now I’m gonna shove peanut butter up my ass!

Zahirah: Mmm I can’t wait to eat another Reece’s pieces starfish!

by Reece’s pieces May 6, 2024