Forbes starfish

the act of shitting into another persons asshole

Me and my homeboy went home last night for a Forbes starfish

by Childfollower April 18, 2025

Blue Starfish

When you use a recently cleaned porta potty and your butthole gets splashed with the fresh blue water.

I can't stand it when I wind up with a blue starfish. Now I have to take a shower to scrub my butthole with a x-acto knife.

by Jinglebellgary May 3, 2022

dry starfish

The condition that develops when one continuously wipes their ass until it dries out, possibly until it bleeds.

Dude, I shouldn't have eaten that Mexican food, I've had to shit so much that I have a dry starfish

by Kab00se December 11, 2016

Starfish

It’s a passive sexual position where a less interested woman usually drunk just lays down arms and legs spread to resemble a starfish. Mind is often filled with thoughts of Hermes or Chanel. The position is more popular toward the end of the month when rent is due.

Girl, just do a couple shots, starfish for him and we’ll get flown out to Ibiza

by theoriginalpussmelier June 30, 2025

Fist to Starfish

Owning in PvP.

Dude, I gave that Pally "fist to starfish."

by Puscifer Spiceyweiner July 6, 2011

the starfish

the rarest sleeping position. named after the starfish sea creature, you put your arms behind your head and spread out your legs. not very space effective, but comfortable enough.

"the starfish is the rarest sleeping position. most favor the fetal position."

by fellownapper April 9, 2021

Starfishing

When you bounce one foot to the other repetitively while having diarrhea to the mouth.

Brandon was starfishing in front of us while at work.

by Aqudafina May 6, 2023