Keith Stalker Time 

The act of awkwardly walking in a tip-toeing manner towards or behind A Keith. You must record you observations with either a high tech speddy taking camera or a video camera(found at Walmart). But be careful a Keith might spot you and attack. Keith's have a very sharp sense of smell(if you have any drugs on you, your screw) he will jack yo shit and will kick you in the VAGINA if you accidently are spotted. DONT let them spot you, or you wont be able to post your findings on youtube or Tosh.0.

Jacdk: ITS KEITH STALKER TIME!!!!
Sidney: I am on the Path of the 77 year old keith in its natural habbitat....
Jack: Oh shiiitttttt did you stash the pot at your house?!
Sidney: No, i put it in your back pocket
Jack: FUUUU-
2 days later...
Sidney: Im sorry mister and misses Holly.... Jack was burtaly kicked in the VAGINA and he died.
Luckly i saved the weed.

Keith Stalker Time by bananas_in yo mouth77 November 15, 2010

Bum-Stalker 

Somebody that has an (often perverted)extremely strong crush on them.

"I fucking bum-stalker, Mark!"
"You are totally bum-stalking Katie!"

Bum-Stalker by I Am Jack's Medulla Oblongata March 9, 2009

Albino Stalker 

term often used to describe an individual that is physically visualized as fat and just plain fugly. This individual spends most of their time staring at bookmarked pictures of women from their school. This person may also spend time masturbating to Wizards of Waverly place.

Im so horny right now I could pull an Albino Stalker. Where's my season DVD of Wizard's of Waverly Place?

Albino Stalker by AEMan1234 June 28, 2010

Mind-Stalker 

An absolute douchenozzle whom possesses the ability to know what you are about to think, before you think it yourself. They will always be a complete Harishan about it and deny you of your time of glory.

Bro: Dude, I literally just thought of the funniest joke ever!

Mind-Stalker: I know you did, and I didn't laugh.

Bro: o_O... what a mind-stalker of Harishan decendance.

Mind-Stalker by Southern Fried Chicken July 18, 2011

Facebook Stalker

Someone who is dayn and stalks people. He also has access to many account numbers and likes Anna Shackelford.

Dayn is a facebook stalker and loves anna shackelford.

Facebook Stalker by DaynTheStalker October 14, 2013

period stalker 

when two women are in close confines and their period cycles sync together. especially when one woman is on birth control and has a set time for her period, the other woman becomes a period stalker.

Oh my god, Chelsea, don't be such a period stalker, it's creeping me out.

period stalker by deavon982 November 4, 2013

mda stalker 

I gun nut who stalks the Facebook pages of the local Moms Demand Action group and follows them to where they are having lunch. Sometimes by himself or if time permits, he will organize friends to join him. This stalker also practices open carry and comes armed with a gun claiming he is defending his 2nd amendment rights. The sad reality is, he's a stalker who is trying to intimidate.

Ex: Kory checked his local MDA Facebook page everyday until finally one mentioned meeting for lunch the next week. Quickly, he sent out the alarm to the other MDA stalkers to unite!

mda stalker by kissmygrits December 15, 2013