An absolute
douchenozzle whom possesses the ability to know what you are about to think, before you think it yourself. They will always be a complete
Harishan about it and deny you of your time of
glory.
Bro: Dude, I literally just thought of the funniest joke ever!
Mind-Stalker: I know you did, and I didn't laugh.
Bro: o_O... what a mind-stalker of Harishan decendance.