Squat Sauce

The liquid that your anus uncontrollably releases when you sit down to go to the bathroom the day after receiving Anal Sex.

Caution: May unexpectedly seep out during a fart, so to be safe you may want to stay home that day.

At first it scared me, but now I know that I will inevitably have Squat Sauce the day after I get fucked in the ass!

by GOTS2FIT August 13, 2007

Squat to Pee

Derogatory term referring to SQAD coined due to impediments caused by software testers, in effect, reducing otherwise prosperous companies to a pile of dust.

Better learn to pee while running otherwise you get left behind like Netscape, the last company who squat to pee.

by Habacka Habama III February 18, 2009

Squalene

Vaginal lubricant. An organic compound that is also found in sharks.

Her pussy drips with squalene.

by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015

Squat Squad

A group of friends who bond over leg day.

I just saw those guys at the gym. They are so buff. That squat squad is goals.

by kuidaoray January 8, 2017

Cock squat

When a woman claims a man without him seeking to be in a relationship. This is mostly to prevent him from getting other women in the hopes that he'll come back to the cock squatter in desperation.

I slept with her one time, wtf?
look out holmes, she's trying to cock squat!

cock squatting what a bitch

by ohbeejuanjayobee August 23, 2011

Squanto

Taking a crap in the woods as in squat and go

I couldn't find a bathroom so I just had to squanto behind a tree.

by JoeDog Johnson June 6, 2010

Diddly squat

A unit of currency, worth a predicted £525m a week after brexit.

According to Boris Johnson, one Diddly Squat will be worth £525m per week after Brexit.

by Thrifty Amoeba September 3, 2018