Irish Spring

When you affix a bar of Irish Spring soap to the floor of a shower with either a nail or glue and then hide and wait for someone to try to pick it up. When they bend over to retrieve it you jump from the shadows and yell "Irish SPRING!!!!!!" and then proceed to anally rape them.

"Huh... whats this doing here..."
"Irish SPRING MOTHER FUCKER!!!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhh!"

Irish Spring by Petricore May 14, 2013

Irish Spring

Something you need to get through the day. Not being addcited to it, but wanting it more then a passion;

Mike: "Man I love soda"

Jeff: " Man thats like your Irish Spring".

Irish Spring by BFB2ASS June 2, 2011

Irish Spring

When one ingests the vitamin Riboflavin, it turns their urine bright yellow. When one ingests Methylene Blue, it turns their urine dark blue.

When one ingests them both together, it turns their urine emerald green.

When one performs the "golden shower" after ingesting aforementioned chemicals, its called the Irish Spring.

yo dawg last night i gave mallory an irish spring for st patty's day

she hasnt called me since

Irish Spring by Jubb June 6, 2011

Irish Spring

When a man is giving a woman anal and does not want to get poop dick, right before pulling out, he punches her in the ribcage causing her to tighten up her sphincter muscle and when he pulls out, he makes a popping sound with his finger and mouth and says "Clean as a whistle" and whistles the Irish Spring theme.

"I was giving this chick anal last night and right before I pulled out, I gave her an Irish Spring and my dick came out (POP) clean as a whistle!!"

Irish Spring by rocketserve June 10, 2013

Silver White Winters Melt Into Spring

The weirdest shit that's ever been spoken. If a male recites this statement, they will most likely perceived as gay.

*Kevin* "Will you sing a tune for me?"
*Peter* "Sure! Right after the Silver White Winters Melt Into Spring!"
*Kevin* "WTF dude. Your fucking queer!

Silver White Winters Melt Into Spring by TehInfoGal February 27, 2012

Irish Spring

When you use a potato as a condom and then have sex. The blood that will be pouring out afterwards collects in a pool and eventually streams down the side of the bed. The bleeding vagina or the pool of blood can hence be called, an "Irish Spring".

Back in Ireland, we didn't have condoms. Instead, we used potatoes. And you know that afterwards the girl would be bleeding a river. Now that's a REAL Irish Spring.

Irish Spring by desufag April 17, 2007

Black King Spring 

The season for melanated men to flourish and preside over their rightful kingdom. A great and prosperous time. Tis the season

Damn, WBS’s toxic mayo even bled into winter. Can’t wait to take shit back this Black King Spring

Black King Spring by CSmoothWithTheWristBoy March 17, 2022