slurp slurp

A noise used when someone is bum-licking someone.

Person 1: I love you Mr. Stewart!
Person 2: *slurp slurp*
Person 1: Shut up!

by slurrrrp October 10, 2010

cracker (slur)

A slave owner. Cracker is the sound a whip makes when it cracks a slaves skin

that cracker (slur) is gonna kill em!!

by arabskunk September 15, 2018

Slurch

A combination of scooping and scraping shit that has become stuck to the inside of the asscheeks.

Little Jerry slurched the shit out of his ass-crack.

by Braze13 April 24, 2010

Slurf

The often unwanted, always repulsive waste that flows forth from a female during that "special time" of the month.

1. So, I went to finger this chick, and when I took my fingers out, they had slurf all over them.
2. Aw gross!! Is this slurf on my dick?!
3. I didn't realize it until it was too late, so I ended up pulling a slurf n' turf.

by Cooper July 30, 2003

Slurp off

The slurp off is a sex act. Similar to a blowjob, getting slurped off involves one's tounge being stuffed down the receiver's dickhole and proceeding to lick/slurp around within the testicles. The act of slurping off is illegal in 51 states.

Martin will Slurp off people for a quarter an hour.

by j9977 December 14, 2013

R slur

Refers to the use of retard as an insult.

I think she used the r slur one time, which is… thank, Mom. Wow.

by Hello payload March 3, 2018

slurp monkey

Suck ass; one who takes brown nosing to a new level.

Look at that brown ring around rob's neck. he is such a slurp monkey.

by The Stiffis October 3, 2007