Pennsylvania spleen splitter

When two guys are having rough sex and one guy usually the dominant male jumps from the top of the couch or bed and inserts his penis into the other males rectum with so much force he punctures the guys spleen. He then proceeds to fill him with so much cum that his spleen splits open and cum and blood drip out of the asshole.

Did you hear that Jake’s in the hospital? Peter preformed the Pennsylvania spleen splitter on him at Seibers house!

by Billybobjakins March 6, 2026

Elkford log splitter

Your girlfriend is wearing a g string thong and has a shit and while it comes out the ass it splints the log with ease

My gf something else she shit and was wearing a thong but I got to see first hand what a elkford log splitter was.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Kansas City Splatters

1. The inevitable aftermath of eating any raw ocean fish as sushi or sashimi, in a landlocked area of any country. Applies equally to the explosive process out of the piehole or the one located at the yonder end of the alimentary canal.

2. Kansas City’s Premier Foosball Team, consistently ranked #6 by Field & Stream.

1. Phanh-hang: “O no sweetie did you need me to grab you the Dude Wipes, or the Depends again?”

Sweetie: “BISHH WE ALL OUDDATHEWIPES UUNNGHHH SPLTHTHPHPHTHTTTT I GOTS DA KANSAS CITY SPLATTERS FROM BLEEAAACCGGHCGGHH THAT SUSHIGGLURBGBGHGRBLEGGGGGG <<splattt>> <<FAAAART!>> WE ATED IN TOPEKA. BLEGHGHGEGCHH.”

2. “Wow. The 2025-26 season for the Kansas City Splatters just dropped. Quick — go grab Dad’s Amex card!”

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 26, 2025

Who's choking on the splinters

Employees that suck on the wood penis on the Boss ....aka buttsniffers, suckass

Damnit I tired of all the "Who's choking on the splinters" types around work.

by williedoitnow August 10, 2022

splattercast

Blood All over the place,
Death All over the place,
Also Known As GORE

omg, why the fuck you saw his legs off with that rusty saw? now it's a damn splattercast up in here....u better clean that shit up pronto!!!

by InFeRn0__ November 21, 2004

splatter back

When the male in an instance of intercourse using the position from behind -doggy style in laymans terms- defecates into his hand and in one motion, "splatters" the feces on her "back". Hence, "Splatter back".

"Yo dude, This chick was raunchy. She asked for me to give her the 'Splatter back'".

"That guy was an asshole! While we were making love, he thought it would be funny to give me the 'Splatter back'".

by Ybloc June 18, 2008

spitter-spatter

1. the continuous explosive noise as made by gunfire.
2. the rapid, tapping noise of rain.

We heard the spitter-spatter of both gunfire and rain.

by uttam maharjan November 21, 2010