speed down

when you’re really high and have a lot of caffeine in your system at the same time. The caffeine has your heart speeding up and the hemp has your brain slowing down. your body doesn’t know what to do

i had to go get some food last night i was on a speed down

by Ghayes14 February 05, 2021

Joerg speed

Slower then a turtle

Man you're going Joerg speed, you're super slow.

by TMMITL April 10, 2019

Kony-Speed

The speed at which a video spreads on the internet, a scale to measure how viral something is by using the Kony 2012 video as a basis.

"That announcement of Anchorman 2 is at 1.5 times Kony-Speed"

"The home movie of you and your friend singing Spice Girls in your basement is at -200 Kony-Speed"

by Lenny Laserdisc March 29, 2012

Speed bumped

Getting humped in a motion of going over a speed bump

Fred speed bumped john

by Yguvgfcifcyiivyt August 16, 2017

Speed highway

The best level in sonic adventure 1 with amazing music and high speed sections

Guy 1: what’s your favorite level in sonic adventure 1. Guy 2: speed highway what else do you think

by Random _person21 April 21, 2022

speed splooge

To splooge in a short amount of time, usually when your roommate leaves for a short interval of time.

Example: Your roommate leaves to take a dump for five minutes, so you rush and squeeze in a speed splooge while they’re out of the room.

Roommate: *uses bathroom for 5 minutes and returns*
Splooger: “i hit a speed splooge while you were out.”

by janicethefrog October 27, 2023

Speed Bagged

When a man is running and his ballsack hits up against the side of his leg

" Oh Shit, Honey I just speed bagged myself again." "I think they're turning black and blue again".

by Word_Massa_03 March 13, 2015