SOAP

The stuff that is used to cleanse your body. Soap cleanses the deep untouched crevasses of your body that are dirty. Some people say soap is unnecessary, but it is if you want to have any relationships at all. Without soap the world would be an awful place with B. O. and everyday life would constantly be ripe.

Tyrone: Man did you use soap? Because you my friend are ripe.

Sally: No, I did not soap is useless.
Tyrone: FALSE!!!!

by NOOOOOOOOOoohgrgvjsht November 18, 2018

Willy soap

1. The male version of feminine intimate hygiene products invented by Benji.
2. A soap specially for use on your willy.

"Dude, I have knob cheese, I need to use some willy soap!"

by l-Unicorn October 16, 2008

Soap scrubbing

The act of beating your meat with a bar of soap, shoving some up your anus, beating your meat with it again, then rubbing the soap on your face.

Christian took a bar of soap and started soap scrubbing in the shower

by Xylophone lover. June 12, 2025

Soapness

The soap I wash my ass with.

This water is so soapness coded!

by 2hndkalgg November 5, 2023

soap bottle

A nickname a kid got called by all of his faggot friedns, Ahem Zach Ahem

Soap Bottle, Suck my dick.

by CancerBottle June 22, 2017

Future Soap Bar

A not-very-nice way to call your Jewish friend. It’s a reference to Holocaust, since Jewish people were made into soap during WWII.

Oh hey, future soap bar! How are you enjoying Poland?

by Your favourite Jew July 23, 2023

Piss Soap

A crude type of soap, typically made with a base of piss.

This practice is commonly used amongst survival strategists and D-Day preppers, so that when they are put in the wild, they will be able to stay clean.

"Hey, Jim! Have you seen my Piss Soap? I can't find it anywhere, and I need to shower for my date!"

by Piss Man February 26, 2021