SmudgeLord

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what is smudgelord?

by Renatoh December 25, 2019

smudgehead

that one type of guy that wont shut up, so then you think of this cos you wanna smudge him

OY YOU SMUDGEHEAD STOP STEALING MY OREOS

by ThatDefault February 25, 2022

uncle smudgey

an uncle smudgey is when a person fingers there asshole to get shit on their fingers then you rub it in a poor innocent bitches face therefore you uncle smudgeyd someone

"hey i im gonna uncle smudgey kyle watch this"
kyle gets smudgeyed

"hahah kyle you dipshit u have a little thing on ur face"
"fuck you guys i shit my pants enough"

by rbudburnin October 23, 2013

Rug smudger

A person who drags their bare ass across someone's carpet or rug leaving a skid mark (a line of fecal matter) on said carpet or rug intentionally.
Also used for someone who ejaculates into another person's pubic hair.

That rug smudger ruined your new carpet, you may never get that stain out.
Or
He pulled out and came on my pubic hair, what a rug smudger.

by Axe smacker August 29, 2019

A smudger

When the person is acting wet and doesn’t do what he should do even tho the circumstances state he should.

“He lost stink he has to get sprayed”
“Nah I’m not having it”
“Stop doing a smudger”

by Woodrow123445 December 15, 2020

sludgemuffin

wordIced teaword with a little wordMountain Dewword poured in.

I love to drink sludgemuffins.

by Trogdor September 28, 2003

sludgeing

1)walking throught the rain when the sewers are backed up and you can't tell if you stepped on someone dog, or someones log.
2)going out in public if you haven't had a proper bath or a change of cloth's in days.

"dude! i saw dave at the mall! he was totally sludgeing and he was flirting with the hot tpic girl!"

"gross. he smell's like wet monkey butt most of the time, already. he's gonna be lonely tonight."

by Reiji June 8, 2007