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slippery shingle 

When you have a star switch that won’t cooperate you give it a slippery shingle which is the star equivalent of a wedgie.
This star switch is such a jerk I’m totally giving it a slippery shingle.

slippery ham 

I was going to the bathroom, boy was it a slippery ham
slippery ham by Cotlno January 4, 2019

Slippery Volcanoe 

Fingering a gold while she takes a poop
I gave my girlfriend a slippery volcanoe while at the cabins in the woods.
Slippery Volcanoe by banditboy1 March 29, 2019

slippery meat 

What you call a penis when, during sexual intercourse, the penis slips out of the vagina on the pull-back and it hits and enters the anus on re-entry.
*Girl screams in pain* "Ah shit! I didn't mean to put it in your ass, I just got some slippery meat."
slippery meat by uSathane April 13, 2019

slippery slug 

The act of pouring slime (or another sticky substance) on your partner during sex.
Night Sky: Hey Sky!
Sky: Night Sky!
Why are you here?
Night Sky: I just wanted to tell you that I did a slippery slug last night.
Sky: No wonder you're my brother!
(vomits)

Slippery Susan 

When you bang a soccer mom and shoot it in between her toes
Oh man I gave her a slippery Susan.
Slippery Susan by Gaypex October 4, 2019