slap a canary on it

to put a yellow sticker on a windshield of a car to indicate that the car is unroadworthy. Australian English only

This car is a real disgrace. I really have no choice but to "slap a canary on it".

by Aussieq April 6, 2010

SLJ Slap

The slap Samuel L Jackson gives his daughter in the movie Lakeview terrace. It also looks Very very painful

KiD: Dont talk back to that guy he'll Slj slap you

by TdwpFan4life June 1, 2009

Slump Slapped

When your sitting in a car slumpin tunes (usually high) and annoying heads begin to role up from no where asking if you got pills, weed, alcohol, cigs, or whatever it might be....

Ya, I was posted up with garfunkle at 7eleven and three heads popped up askin if we had dank. We were chillin to those nigas slump slapped us

by CitizensPatrol November 13, 2009

Nong Slap

Ninja dick slap.

DUDE! that guy just nong slapped him!

by mr. heybails November 22, 2009

Saggy Slapped

The act of being slapped with the saggy breasts of a mature femme fatale.

Well I was bangin' that granny last night and I tried to stick it in her arse and she turned around and saggy slapped me, the bitch!

by thesaggyslapper99 December 10, 2009

Vodka Slap

A game in which two individuals each take a shot of vodka but DO NOT SWALLOW. They alternate slapping each other in the face until one person, the loser, either spits out the vodka or swallows it.

John and Adam were playing vodka slap. John missed on the first swing and really just sort of punched Adam. But that made John laugh and he spit out his vodka, thereby losing vodka slap.

by r4ketemensch January 16, 2011

Fob slap

The act of screaming "Du ma!" like a fob, then pulling a soggy, wet, greasy, cold, stanky eggroll out of ones pocket and shoving it into anothers mouth while they are trying to talk. Then violently slap the victim till satisfied.

girl: do you have s-i-l-v-e-r-w-a-r-e?...
guy: DU MA!!!
*fob slap*
girl: ow wtf!...oh hell naw. i've just been fob slapped. fml.

by PhatassTactix October 9, 2010