Alabama Slammer

When you are giving oral, and from your bed stand or other close location you produce a bottle of Alabama Slammer barbecue sauce, squirt it into your hand and you proceed to slap it across the others face. At the moment of impact, you must scream "Alabama Slam!!!".

"Jimmy was giving me oral, all of a sudden he yelled Alabama Slammer bitch.

by yoyotoyota May 17, 2014

shammock

John McAfee's genius invention where a hole is cut in a hammock typically where one's butt rests. The hole is used to drop large amounts of fecal matter on top of the person below.

Bro, you should try a shammock with your wife!

Ew no, why would I do that?

John McAfee did it and he was looking super healthy so it must be good for you

by johnmcaffelover69 February 1, 2022

scrotum slammer

A male who feverishly "slams" scrotums in his mouth.

Similar to a fag, or homo

"Chris shut the fuck up you scrotum slammer!!"

by iitswhereitsat June 14, 2006

slamhog

even worse than a slampig.

hun after sleeping with 10 of my friend u are upgranded from a slmpig to a slamhog.

by Kyle May 16, 2003

slamborghini

a chick that is so sexy you want to just jump all up in her ride.

Damn, you see the legs on that slamborghini?

by Dan Allegue May 29, 2008

Slammin

to mastubate; to beat the fuck off until your dick starts crying

i thought i was slammin to britney spears, but it turned out to be gilbert godfried in a wig

by Big Bear June 16, 2003

sammo

the one who is enlightened in martial arts and wallpapers.

you are such a sammo.

by mysterious one August 4, 2004