shit

why are you looking up shit on here??
eww ur discusting
by BILLYBOB BOB March 07, 2007
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so happy it''s thursday!
-Guess What!
~what?
-SHIT!
~wtf?
-SO HAPPY ITS THURSDAY!
~oh
-lol

Same as tgif but for thursday :)
by Haley16 October 09, 2010
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Shit

Star Trek employee: Bridge to sanitation, someone took a shit on the captain's chair...again.

Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.

Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!
by DarthKieduss February 23, 2014
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Shit

1. Slang word for faeces.

2. To defecate.
3. Something really bad.
4. An exclamation.
He just did the smelliest shit ever!
I have to shit but there are no facilities around.
That exam was so shit!
Shit! I forgot my suitcase!
by Mayor of Awesome Town September 19, 2009
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shit

something some people like to eat and throw up on and swish it around in there mouth example 2girls1cup
hey man i just had the biggest shit ever
omg did she swallow that shit
that was alot of shit in that cup for a girl
by afromanblake February 08, 2008
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the shit

Hand ball table tennis. The coolest game ever! Played by local people at my high school during lunch. :) this game is The SHIT!
by Mikki Mouse May 30, 2005
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The Shit

One who is both awesome and rather iresponsible/lazy/bitchy. Most people have a cousin (doesn't have to be a first cousin, can be 2nd, 3rd, etc)or weird Uncle who fits this description. A person who is simply The Shit. They do nothing but bitch (or becth as Kelly would say) and complain, but there is just something about them that makes them so wicked sweet that they are most definitely The Shit.
My cousin Joycelyn: Who is The Shit?

Me: Joycelyn is The Shit!
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