the captain of the ship 

when doing a girl from behind you both keep from touching anything, including each other. the man then guides the woman around the room without knocking anything over. if you can make it around the room and reach orgasm without breaking something you are then the captain of the ship. Note: it is not necessary for the girl to orgasm. that never really matters anyway.

After forty five minutes of "Piloting the S.S. Kacie's Sister" around the room, and not striking a single "mine", other than the pink one, Christian bellowed "I am the Captain of the Ship!"

the captain of the ship by Samuel T. March 29, 2008

poop ship destroyer 

A cat who poops on everything, a ship for poop that destroys everything

That poop ship destroyer took a dump on my jacket! What an asshole!

poop ship destroyer by Kikimewmew March 9, 2014

Freedom Ship 

A LArge MOther Fuckin Ship that you can live on and pretty much own the sea and Pirates.

Tell the pirates of the carribean that I have the FREEDOM SHIP.

Freedom Ship by Tommikka April 16, 2008

In ship 

The act of falling in love with a ship.

To love a ship.
To support a ship.

I love Draco/Harry!

OMG! I know! I am so in ship with that!

In ship by thewynneship June 2, 2011

drone ship 

Akin to one of Space X's rocket returns, to prevent fecal material splashing up on you, the act of putting toilet paper in the water before blowing mud in the toilet.

Yo dawg, I jus blew mud.
Did you get splashback?
Naw dawg, I put down a drone ship.

drone ship by chickeneffer June 29, 2018

Bad Ship 

Magi x Misaki

Magi x Misaki is a bad ship

Bad Ship by SenpaiRed July 11, 2020

Jumped the ship 

When a boyfriend or girlfriend meets the parents of their significant other.

Robert: Did you hear, Dave jumped the ship last week!
Susie: For real? They have been dating for a while now I guess.

Jumped the ship by TheSpeakerForTheRocks May 1, 2010