chickeneffer's definitions

fartlash

The involuntary and violent rearward snapping of the head and neck when encountering a horrific smelling egg fart.

Dude 1: (lets huge, stinky fart) Ahhhhh, that felt good. Unfortunately the egg salad sandwich I ate for lunch is coming back to haunt me!

Dude 2: Upon entering same airspace as dude #1, head snapping backward in disgust, starts to cough and gag uncontrollably.

Dude 1: Ohhh, sorry for the fartlash, bro!

by chickeneffer June 21, 2012

eavespeeping

The act of looking over someonelse's shoulder at their phone and gathering information without the owner's knowledge.

-Yo man, how'd you git that ho's number?
-Easy brah; eavespeeping over the shoulder of her skank sister in chem class as they were texting.
-Nice.

by chickeneffer August 23, 2010

drone ship

Akin to one of Space X's rocket returns, to prevent fecal material splashing up on you, the act of putting toilet paper in the water before blowing mud in the toilet.

Yo dawg, I jus blew mud.
Did you get splashback?
Naw dawg, I put down a drone ship.

by chickeneffer June 29, 2018

Anailable

A girl at a bar that is readily avaiable to have sex with.

Dude #1: "Hey, there's Jen over there. She's hot."
Dude#2: "Ya, I hit that last week, and now she's totally anailable"
Dude#1: "Nice!"

by chickeneffer October 11, 2009

pinked in

the act of updating your Linked In profile upon becoming another layoff statistic or getting fired and losing your job.

person a: hey man, what's up?

person b: nothing bro, i just pinked in cuz i got clipped from my job this morning.

by chickeneffer February 10, 2009