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shag fort

Blanket fort for sexual encounters
Person 1: John has a Shag fort in his living room
Person 2: Man, he's getting laid tonight.
by SolKand January 12, 2014
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shag

What lewis does to georges sexy mum
Maria: Lewis do u want to shag
Lewis: yes bend over and let me smash your asshole in, then i will penetrate your punani and give u a russian flashbang

Maria squirts litres and lewis cums in her eyes and claps her ears repeatedly
by HDcutz August 13, 2023
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shagging yourself silly

Another way of saying "pissing on your own chips", "making things harder for yourself", or "shooting yourself in the foot". If you've shagged yourself silly, you've really messed things up for yourself and created a total disaster which could have been avoided had you stopped to think. This phrase takes a nod to the act of inbreeding.
Dear Tory Twat, you're absolutely shagging yourself silly by planning to build over 7000 houses on a floodplain.
by Ilson Jackie September 6, 2025
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shagged up

an individual with a rugged appearance; one with a homeless look about them; homeless couture.; one without taste of fashion sense; someone who looks as if the wore their clothes to school everday.
"Yo kid, you seen britney at the VMA's? Man, homegirl was lookin shagged up, NO lie!"
by Brielle Nicole February 18, 2009
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shagging the haggis

Look at Johnny out there in the field shagging the haggis. What a pervert!
by anonymous1717 October 15, 2016
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shagging with 9/11

Shagging with 9/11. U get it u get it. U dont , u dont. That's how life be sometimes 🤷🏼 ♀️
by Jessc1122 December 5, 2019
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shag

shag is UK slang to “sleep
“i only shag in my bed
by Furryslasher August 22, 2021
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