Scottish

Pertaining to anything from Scotland except the only thing worth a shit from Scotland whitch is Scotch.

Kenneth: That drunk over there with the tartan dress on is Scottish.
Barny: Yeah, he's full of Scotch and shit.

by BolloxThe Brave March 5, 2009

Scritting

Spending endless time on the bowl scrolling through social media while shitting. More scroll than shit.

"Has Bill gotten back from the bathroom?"
"No, man he's been scritting for like 20 minutes"

by BOIYF December 17, 2019

Scottish

Brits in denial

I'm Scottish, British and proud.

by UltimateDoge October 28, 2021

scottish rugburn

1.a sexual side affect from the great friction of having sex on rough carpet, usually to the man who lays on the floor while the other man pounds him from above, because it is strictly homosexual it is therefore scottish.

2. a rugburn given to you by a scottsman

"poor damien, I gave him a really bad scottish rugburn last night"

by mysteryman16 May 25, 2006

Scottie

Farting in the mouth of the woman having a mouthful of your semen.

I gave Susie a righteous Scottie last night.

by Sixty9isfine August 28, 2019

an Irish,English and Scottish man

A person who has all these races in them and generally lives in Wales. They have great difficulty going to pubs and tend to holiday in a cheap caravan across the British Isles.

Seamus Smith Scott (an Irish,English and Scottish man) "Oh i can't go to the pub! i always get in to trouble down the pub!"

by chugmeister of sicily June 19, 2010

scrotinize

a macho male form of scrutinize

His wife wanted to but a Miata, but after he scrotinized and found out who drives Miatas, he wouldn't let her do it.

by It takes balls to go by "Dick" July 7, 2010