sandbar

The act of becoming exuberantly inebriated with a sibling of the same sex and proceding to engender in one sided anal innercourse.

"(to) sandbar"

Sam: Hey mike, did mom cook dinner yet?
Mike: Im not talking to you.
Sam: Why?
Mike: Because you sandbared me lastnight and you know it.

Ace: Hey dads cooking steaks tonight!
Gary: Your right. We better get a good sandbaring in before he gets home!

Teacher:Joe your grades have been sub par, youve been 0 habitually absent, and youve had trouble sitting in class.
Whats going on with you?
Joe:My brother....... He......
Teacher: (gasp) He didnt...... sandbar you..... Did he?
Joe: Yes, every weekend.

William: To sandbar, or not to sandbar? That is the question.
Steve: Well i hope my rusty sherifs badge winking at you answers your question. Now grab that turkey baster full of jack and fill up my darkstar.

Paramedic: This guys O2 levels are low. Im going to administer lactated ringer's to bring his liquids up.
Paramedic 2: This kid has a load of cum in his ass. He doesnt need any more liquids.

Paramedic: He was probably getting sandbared all night. Alright johnny, your going to feel a little prick, but it wont be as bad as the first one.

by Why not the russian bear? November 7, 2011

Jesus Sandals

The name given to 40+ year old men, who wear sandals similar to that of Jesus, and other garments of inappropriate attire to inappropraite events such as Birthdays, Weddings, Funerals, School etc.

Men of this nature are usually characterised by their 'knowledge' of useless facts, and tend to incoherently ramble on about subjects inappropriate to discussions taking place, such as "Talkign Physics to 4 yr old children at Playgroup"

Can be referred to J.S.

There goes Jesus Sandals, always cutting others lunch

That J.S. is driving me nuts, what does microwaves got to do with maths?

Look at the J.S. He needs to buy some better clothes

by Lover of Jesus May 18, 2009

Sandbacca

Originates from the Dirty Sanchez. When someone craps on their partner's face, then sprinkling sand on the crap. Finish off by ripping out your pubes and sprinkling them on the crap. Thus, making the partner look like Chewbacca.

Bob started out giving Sally a Dirty Sanchez, but decided to make a Sandbacca.

by Osmando93 March 1, 2009

Enter sandman

When sex is unintentionally initiated while you're both still sleeping, and neither of you realize what's happening until just before the sandman enters neverland.

"Hey Lars, that was pretty hot when you did the Enter Sandman on me last night... ;)"

by drinkinbaileysfromashoe October 18, 2017

sandals

see through Footwear that people wear in Hot weather

Sandals feel so fucking good to wear in hot weather

by Admir DeMondo December 23, 2003

sandbagging

Dragging your ass.

What's the deal? Rico went to get those pizzas like two hours ago, dude.

I know, man. He is totally sandbagging it.

by Bearded Unicorn May 25, 2009

sandbag

to abandon something, such as a beer at a party or an item in the wrong the location in a store

"i sandbagged a bottle of KY in the sporting goods 'cuz i was too embarrassed to buy it"

"don't sandbag that beer...it's an Old Speckled Hen!"

by ace bradshaw January 10, 2010