Slamming Sammies

When you absolutely go gorilla ape-shit mode on your gals busted spam can of a pussy.

Friend 1: Damn my penis is sore

Friend 2: No shit, I heard you Slamming Sammies with yo gal all night.

by Dr. Biggie Nut July 19, 2022

Yvng Sammie

YVNG — Young Valuable N Gifted • Sammie — God Has Heard (Yvng Sammie) is an artist from Brampton, Ontario follow his socials @yvngsammie

Yvng Sammie is a talented artist from Canada

by Yvng Sammie October 2, 2022

Turkey Sammich

The act of bending your woman over , spreading her butt cheeks apart, slathering her shame cave with mayo, turkey, lettuce and tomato and then proceeding to enjoy lunch.

I got home from work last night and my girlfriend made me a turkey sammich.

by El Pedro. Bendejo March 29, 2024

Turkey Sammich

Splitting her butt cheeks apart, slathering mayonnaise up and down her crack, adding turkey, lettuce and tomatoes- then proceeding to chow down on your delicious sammich between the best buns.

I came home, grabbed m girl and made her a turkey sammich.

by El Pedro. Bendejo March 30, 2024

Christian Sammie Dawes

Someone sexy who is, intelligent and super ambitious.

“He was such a Christian Sammie Dawes”

by cracker7777 April 1, 2024

mashed sammich

A mashed sammich is when you take a piece of bread and smash it in your hand to eat like a sandwich. Nothing on it, just bread.

Boy: Grandpa I'm hungry

Grandpa: *smashes a piece of bread* There ya go, mashed sammich.

by ShitDemonFromDogma June 24, 2024

Sanitation sammich

When two gay bears share a frozen turd as a dildo and press their "buns" together.

Last night's sanitation sammich had corn in it.

by Gallo de Muerte November 25, 2024