Salty Torpedo

A slang term for penis.

My pants are so tight you can see the outline of my salty torpedo!

by PotCulture February 28, 2011

SALTY FLOATER

THE ACT OF HAVING SOMEONE POOP ON YOUR CHEST WHILE YOU ARE ON A FLOATY RAFT IN THE BLACK SEA.

YO OTHER DAY I WAS CHILLIN N I GOT THIS DUM BITCH TO GIVE ME A SALTY FLOATER.

by tommy nippletickler November 24, 2011

Salty Slap Delight

When someone puts salt on a wet napkin then jizzes on it and slaps another person right in the mouth (Boca for spanish people)

Guy 1: "Oh man, i totally just SALTY SLAP DELIGHTED nunzio right in the fucking mouth!"

Guy 2: "Good he looks like tsimfuckis anyway."

by Jiffer McTimberwall September 29, 2011

salty~roots

Used to describe a brought-upsy that is so salty in nature that it revolves completely around the ocean. It's a state of mind that is irreversible once obtained, and does not come for all. It's a conciousness that could be confused as a religion or maybe an obsession, however, for those with salty roots it has said to be euphoric. Often associated with the concept of emocean.

"She's not right for you dude... she just doesn't have salty~roots."

by saltyrootscrew November 9, 2011

Safety Mullet

Shoulder length or longer, permed or Jerry curled hair, resembling a helmet.

Her Safety Mullet was so coarse that her skull only broke into 5 pieces when it hit the concrete.

by Grinderson May 16, 2012

salty jester

when you put your penis in a pringles salt and vinegar chip container.

"Ouch, this salty jester is very painful." -You

by saltyjester69 November 3, 2013

saltypus

When a female is way too salty. Sometimes deer use it as a salt lick. Only seamen can take the salty pucker.

They put a cucumber in the saltypus and it came out a pickle!

by blablablaha November 7, 2013