ring rong bitch

To call up a random business or person that you found in the phone book on the phone and then once the person answers the phone you don't say anything and you wait until the person on the other line hangs up.

An example of Ring Rong Bitch:

You: *Calls up Bob's Auto Shop*
Bob: "Bob's Auto Shop, How may I help you?"
You: *Silence*
Bob: "Hello?"
You: *Silence*
Bob: "HELLO? ANYBODY THERE? FUCK YOU NIGGER!!!!!!!"

by Da Wizard Of OZ October 27, 2009

Red Ring of Death

Microsofts secret code that tells you to buy a PS3 or Wii.

Hey bro how many 360s have you had?
Bro:16.My most recent one's disk drive died.
Me:How many got the Red Ring of Death?
Bro:8
Me:Time to buy a Ps3.
Bro:I hate Sony.
Me:But Sony Roxzorz youre soxzorz!

by AntiRedRings March 20, 2008

monkey ring

when you rub the outer area of your partners butthole with your knuckle.

Last night I gave Lena a monkey ring until she shit on my knuckle.

by bigsexy.inc May 3, 2018

ring o' fire

a while after you eat spicy foods (i.e. hot wings), you shit and it burns out your asshole, leaving a ring that burns for hours after

"Don't eat chili peppers out of donald's mom's pussy, it'll give you a ring o' fire!"

by markey doyle cullen May 15, 2003

rcing

shortened down from the term 'RuneCrafting' used in the game runescape, posssible the quickest way to make money, but most boring skill of all.

'dude u wana come rcing 2 day we could make millions"!

by tucks75 March 20, 2007

Purity Ring

A pretty silver ring symbolizing a pledge to stay a virgin until marriage that Christian teenagers wear while they're having underage, premarital sex anyway.

I lost my purity ring while I was fucking the pastor's daughter/son.

by humblesalve March 2, 2009

middle finger ring

The middle finger is where you put a ring that you don't want to be affiliated with anything.
People wear them to look fly while flipping people off.
If it's black it's a symbol of asexuality.
It has archaic symbolism with Saturn.
It has nothing to do with homosexuality. Gays wear rings on their thumbs for oil checks.

Person 1: "Why are they wearing a middle finger ring?"
Person 2:"I don't know Brenda, why don't you fucking ask them?"

by ItsBubsBud September 4, 2019