reubenecupid

A friend who is trying to get you together with another person and being a poo.

Stop being a reubenecupid, its annoying.

by Coolest_of_the_cools February 27, 2022

Reuben Hawes

reuben hawes most certainly is a questionable individual. but im flattering, funny, and i can slap a binch who gets in my way!!

reuben hawes: "WHAT WHY HAS NOONE MADE A DEFINITION ABOUT ME :("
kate: "im sorry my bubbie"
gift: "kate lets rub fronts!"
reuben: "ill just do it myself omg"

by urchin stomper March 2, 2022

rubensim

A youtuber who Roblox discriminately tried to sue for no reason, but failed miserably because everything they said was wrong.

Guy 1: Whose Rubensim?
Guy 2: Heard Roblox tried to sue him, but failed
Guy 1: That's funny. They should focus more on improving their platform than suing random youtubers
Guy 2: Couldn't agree more

by ̢͍̭͑͑͠ඞͨ̌҉̠̱͡ March 3, 2022

Reuben

A guy who is most likely to go all in too quickly and bite you at the back of a cinema during the new bond film. he tends to be petty and stubborn, even if its his own downfall. long story short - don't date a Reuben

"What's that mark on your neck?

"Oh, Reuben got hungry"
"what a cannibal!"

by imgaynowbcofhim:) March 14, 2022

Reuben

The best person to ever exist he loves cats and will listen too you anytime he is loyal and is the kindest person ever with the best sense of humour

Person 1: Hey look it’s Reuben!

Person 2: Oh my god he’s so cool

Person 3: I don’t like Reuben

*person 1 and 2 kill 3*

by Dfbffkdkdkdkd April 3, 2022

Roben

An extremly sexy guy with a gigantic penis. He is so sexy that all the ladies fall in love with him at first sight, Roben has a six pack and is 6 foot 5 pure muscle. He has sex 5 times a day and is packing a 49 inch. Everybody goes crazy over Roben.

Did you have sex with Roben yet?
No, but I wish.

You're such a Roben.
I wish I was like Roben

by robon47 April 28, 2022

rouend

Every cowboys fan base that thinks it’s their year every single season

Dak will be a first pick in the nfl hall of fame and will be selected in the first rouend.

by BaneMoney May 5, 2022