roller derby

A very religious sport played by girls and women of various sexualities.

What’s the guy counterpart of roller derby?

by JeffyFanatic5000 June 7, 2024

Rollers

Patrol officers in a police department; non-specialized cops that spend their shift rolling around in a squad car; the lowest rung of a police department’s hierarchy.

DRUG DEALER: Is that the cops over there? Should I be concerned?

ACQUAINTANCE: It’s just the rollers, so you’re cool. Those fools don’t know what’s going down.

by CommonCents 13 December 9, 2020

Roller Amusement

some silly silly little man who is very gay and is a cannibal :3

adam: wow! have you heard about that gay cannibal thats been terrorizing the town?
bob: yeah, just another Roller Amusement wanna-be

by The Dumest Flowr September 11, 2023

Lint Roller

A person who is short and really hairy.

I then screamed at bigfoot’s baby, “ You’re an actual lint roller shut the fuck up.”

by pz_mystery April 8, 2021

Steam-roller

A steam roller is someone who is slow and heavy

The bully can’t run after me cuz he’s a steam-roller

by FP.27 May 27, 2022

Ronnie Roller

In football to let the ball run down the shin and then to flick the ball up with the foot. This trick is usually unintentional by bad footballers.

"Prenny sure did do a Ronnie Roller with the ball there dude!"
"Yeah I know, he must be pretty rubbish if he's doing a Ronnie Roller!"

by tuncay7 November 12, 2013

Berlin Steam Roller

When you take a crap into a condom, tie it off, put it in the microwave for 30 seconds and then give somebody a back massage.

I checked into my favorite german hostel, and the man at the front desk asked if I wanted a complimentary Berlin Steam Roller with my turn down service...

by Anaconda243 January 19, 2021