Religion

Religion is a created myth to cause religious wars and holy crusades for money and oil, religion is greed.

person 1: hi lets accuse jews for selling my slippers on ebay and cause a new religious crusade
person 2: Sorry dude.. Someone beat you at it
person 3: Hah Pwnt Ima Aethiest
person 4: Religion.. The Power The Greed this Worlds Destruction.

by Joe Edwards September 18, 2007

religion

The belief in a higher power than the ones we can notice here on earth, this belief always comes with responsibilities to the god(s)/goddess(es) you worship. These responsibilities are passed on to other people by tales or are written down in a holy book. Religions can vary a lot, but they usually all consist immortality after death. In many religions people must make sure of a sacrifice to his/her/their god(s)/goddess(es), this may vary from nuts, fruit, vegetables, etc. to sacrificing animals or even other humans.

Terry has become a buddhist, his religion now is buddhism

by Jan Incognito April 17, 2006

religion

1. A very large cult

2. A socially accepted mental disorder.

Person A: "I hear voices in my head."

Person B: "You should probably see a doctor."

Person A: "It's god's voice though, he is talking to me."

Person B: "Oh, nvm then, that's perfectly normal. I forgot you were into religion."

by god2346 June 18, 2009

Religion

What Atheists bitch about on the internet

Atheist: religion is the biggest lie in the history of humankind *insert rest of shitfest*

Normal person: how about you just let me believe what I want to believe?

Atheist: *mind explodes*

by Name removed by the NSA December 9, 2013

Reigh

n. Reigh

A person who is abnormally short, pretty damn attractive but very loud and can be heard throughout buildings.

E.g. "Bro I cant find Reigh in the crowd."

"Dude just listen for the echos of her voice and the crowd of guys hitting on her."

by PoofofSunshine March 12, 2019

Roman Reigns

one of the hottest men ever, he’s what you’d call a DILF. he’s mesmerizing honestly.

“how is he so hot..”

“he’s Roman Reigns, duh.”

by avocadosforbreakfast June 10, 2021

religion

a cult, but not considered a cult, because it is somewhat larger than a cult

bad religion is a good band...

by agnostic carebear June 4, 2005