tricky rectal procedure

a rectal procedure that is particularly tricky.

I'm gonna have a tricky rectal procedure

by uhgfouf July 14, 2006

rectal teest

A small tinsmith's anvil inserted rectally to an unsuspecting foe.

Shit, dude never saw that rectal teest coming.

by boomshanka September 2, 2005

Rectal Macaroni

Macaroni of the rectum. Sometimes seen when someone is sick and does not digest their macaroni. Exits from subject's rectum.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... rectal macaroni! Anyone else hungry?"

by Iron E May 6, 2009

Reptar

A new unknown trend of coolness and of just being yourself
Reptars United Universe (RUU)
Are You You ? Well you can be being;

Something or someone that is amazing, different, and unique.

Wow dude today you are looking reptar.
My ninja turtle bookbag is so freakin reptar!
Pop music... so not reptar.

by AreYouYou4Life September 8, 2010

rectal sweat

The mixture of sweat from various regions of the body slowly making its' way down to the crack of the ass, then mixing with fecal matter to produce an unpleasant smell and feeling.

Related to swamp ass as rectal sweat is the catalyst that causes the humid sweaty conditions of the ass. swamp asstaint mud butt

by statedrone August 4, 2012

testicle shitting rectal wort

someone who is completely despised,and or a bitch of some sort of extreme measure

mommy there is a testicle shitting rectal wort in my window

by darth cooper February 19, 2010

optical rectalitis

from>latin: poopusinvisionus; human affliction stemming from repeated berating, egodeflation, ex-wives, parade-precipitation, and constant mindfuck from a second party ~individual//group/groups. Common street vernacular that actually should be defined in UD is "SHITTY OUTLOOK".

I clean my contacts with Preperation-H because I have optical rectalitis.

by terryzz February 22, 2009