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Grand Rapids Blow Job

A place in Michigan to get great head from some dork named Bill. He loves the cock.
Some dude: I'm taking a trip to Michigan...know any good tings to do

Other dude: Oh yah! get yourself a Grand Rapids Blow Job!

Some dude: ohhh, sounds pleasant ;-)

Other dude: Yah, Bill loves teh cock.
by Bill loves the cock May 19, 2004
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rapocalypze

A record label that is fully RACIST but never admits it.Contains wack rap artists inside it.Dick riders,getting fame by dickriding famous Malaysian emcees such as Teh Tarik Crew and Da Joint.Pathetic dick riders.
by Anonymous May 10, 2003
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face-raped

the act of someone who looks up every possible thing aboute someone on their facebook and pry in this persons facebook-business until they know more of this person than the persons actual friends.
(guy at school) "-Hey I feel really bad aboute Steve acting like a jerk to you".
(Face-raped person) "-Ehm, what are you talking aboute?".
(guy at school) "-Well, I saw some tags of him where he was all hands on with some girls at Peters party."
(Face-raped person) "-Who are you? You don't even know me!"
by ottilia stormvinter April 7, 2010
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Umbrella Raped

When an umbrella is bent the wrong direction by a strong force.

To rape someone with an umbrella.

"The wind and rain was so strong today, I totally got Umbrella Raped."

"If those people sitting behind us in the movie theater don't shut up somebody gonna get Umbrella Raped real bad!"

"Fuck you with an umbrella and open it up while the shits inside ya." - Eminem
by MuteParrott December 13, 2010
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Grand Rapids White Sauce

What comes out of you when you get a grand rapids blow job. Not the most quality of ejaculations, but well worth it. After all, Bill loves the cock.
Dude #1: Good god, i just made a 10 gallon drum of the Grand Rapids White Sauce.

Dude #2: Im surprised you even got it up dude!

Dude #1: Yah, i closed my eyes and pretended it was my dog giving me head instead of that Bill guy......
by Bill loves the cock May 19, 2004
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Raped

a Calc 1 gateway exam, a Calc 2 exam, a Bio exam, a Discrete Math exam, and a group presentation all done between Wednesday and Friday.
Mike Lowrie can haz raped this week.
by Man Manateer March 17, 2009
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marriage raped

When a significant other becomes morbidly obese resulting in a lack of chemistry between spouses.
I never thought I would feel guilty cheating, but she marriage raped me after she had my children and let herself go...

I knew things would settle down after we got hitched, but his laziness has made me lost any interest in him- i feel marriage raped!
by B702 February 3, 2008
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