quarantine fling

A person who you have sexual relations with when the first pandemic started and ended before 2021

...He was my quarantine fling that’s why it’s kinda awkward now

by karmaaab February 11, 2021

Quarandog

A dog that you get during quarantine.

"I haven't seen Joe for a while, how is he doing?"
"I talked to him yesterday. He's gotten a quarandog because he lives alone."

by smoochyroot^2 February 13, 2021

Quarantine brain

When you are physically cut off from everyone and everything but overwhelming connected into everybody else's stuff

#1: That lady was a total Karen
#2: Yeah and she was all wound up on quarantine brain reading conspiracies and shit.

by Snakevon February 19, 2021

Quarantinitunity

Noun. The opportunity to meet virtually for a quarantini.

When’s your next quarantinitunity? I can do Thursday evening.

by Original Robbo April 5, 2021

Quarantine Queen

Someone who spends more time in quarantine than they do in work.

Nunnsy came back from another weekend away into yet another 2 week quarantine, making it 8 weeks out of 12, earning him the title of the "Quarantine Queen"

by Big D's Little D June 29, 2021

QUARANPEEN

When a couple is home on a mandated lockdown for quarantine, the spouse is given the quaran-peen. Basically its sex during a quarantine.

The health department mandated a 14 day quarantine, so that is gonna be a lot of quaranpeen the wife will be getting as our cable is out.
Or.. During the lockdown, the wife got a ton of quaranpeen.

by Shamrock Seamus February 4, 2022

Quarantine

When the government raises the price of toilet paper and locks everyone up.

I hate being in quarantine.

by 123dogandcatlover March 7, 2022