Puppy Cheese

The delicious culinary delicacy created when a puppy kennel has its area (defined by a quadratic equation) set to less than zero. Usually beloved pets are put into this cheese, making it a very high delicacy.

Guy: "So we broke into his backyard and stole his puppy"
Girl: "What did you do with it?"
Guy: "Made puppy cheese of course!"
Girl: "Thats horrible!"
Guy: "No, its delicious!!"

by C & N December 13, 2009

sweater puppies

A young woman's delightfully shaped firm round lovely breasts.

Hannah Montanna has a cute pair of sweater puppies!

by hanksbeer October 14, 2008

Slush Puppy

A really loose girl.

I fucked that girl, it was like tossing a hotdog down a hallway! What a Slush Puppy!

by James April 27, 2003

Puppy Fucker

Someone who wastes small ammounts of time.

All the smokers at work, are a bunch of puppy fuckers.

by con_artist April 10, 2009

Puppy Playland

A place where if you park in the front parking lot, your car will be hit by a dog trainer named "Sandy"

I got hit by a scion at puppy playland.

by Ginny lol January 19, 2008

tuff puppy

tuff puppy is a small nibba whomst thinks shes tough bc she can enter words into the urban dictionary when shes to scared to come at me like a tuff doggo

Jordyn is one tuff puppy and one scared nibba.

by thicc with multiple c's May 3, 2018

russian puppy

the process of having a three way with your girlfriend and your pet.

Hey girl I loved the Russian puppy we got

by Silverponyfucker December 19, 2016