Puppy Cheese

The delicious culinary delicacy created when a puppy kennel has its area (defined by a quadratic equation) set to less than zero. Usually beloved pets are put into this cheese, making it a very high delicacy.

Guy: "So we broke into his backyard and stole his puppy"
Girl: "What did you do with it?"
Guy: "Made puppy cheese of course!"
Girl: "Thats horrible!"
Guy: "No, its delicious!!"

by C & N December 13, 2009

sweater puppies

A young woman's delightfully shaped firm round lovely breasts.

Hannah Montanna has a cute pair of sweater puppies!

by hanksbeer October 14, 2008

Slush Puppy

A really loose girl.

I fucked that girl, it was like tossing a hotdog down a hallway! What a Slush Puppy!

by James April 27, 2003

Puppy Fucker

Someone who wastes small ammounts of time.

All the smokers at work, are a bunch of puppy fuckers.

by con_artist April 10, 2009

project puppy

A rambunctious or neglected "ghetto child" who plays were ever he/she wants while the lazy parent/parents lay around getting drunk and stoned.

"I really HATE AIMCO!! Ever since they took over our project and torn down the playgrounds, that project puppy and his pup friends have been playing in our yard!!"

by T.Ractorhead November 25, 2006

Puppy Faced

When someone is youthful looking despite their age, with a cute face that reminds you of a puppy.

"I can't believe he's that old, he's so puppy faced I thought he was closer to our age."

by Icy5856 December 15, 2017

puppy kitten

The cuteness of a feline, the cuddlieness of a canine, bred into a ball of adorableness.

Take your shoes off, come inside, see my place and meet my puppy kitten!

by taylorjford May 4, 2011