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Pubertocracy

When kids that are farther into puberty are considered better and cooler than the less developed ones. It's common in middle and high schools.
13 Year old kid: -Whoa, i'm better than you little 12 year old kid, im 13! Look, you don't even have hairs down there!

12 year old kid: -F***ing pubertocracy.
by Reegans November 18, 2014
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Puberty

The Period in which you change from a child to adolescent
I I’m unable to enter PUBERTY making me Jealous of my friends
by COUNTCOOLDUDE666 June 30, 2019
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Puberty

Women - Usually happens around 10-15
Men - Usually happens around 12-16

A symptom of you getting older. During puberty, men start to get voice cracks, have wet dreams, get deeper voices, have a bigger genitalia, have bigger testacles, have more interest in sex, and much more. Men start to cum when they masturbate, they develop sperm, and start to grow facial hair and body hair.

With women, they get periods, grow bodyhair, get bigger hips, boobs, and have more interest in guys.

Pronounced - Pew-ber-tee
Oh, Johnson! You hit puberty, I am so proud! You’re a man now.
by chunkoforanges October 6, 2019
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Sack Pubes

Pubic hair on a mans sack instead of his penis.
Wow you have a lot of sack pubes.
by Dick battling space unicorn December 6, 2010
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Pube Head

A person with curly hair who looks as if they shaved their pubes, and glued them to their head. When kept short, pube heads usually are more difficult to identify. However, with an increase in length comes an increase in resemblance to a mound of pubes. Some common hair styles include the Pube Mullet, The Pube-Hawk, and my personal favorite, The Pube Fade, and more ingeniously, the Pube High Top Fade.

Please take note: Because of the striking similarities between pube heads and steel wool, it is not uncommon for Pube Heads to set off metal detectors, as well as often being asked to be an industrial cleaning tool for many school cafeterias.
"Damn andrew, that kid over there is really rocking the High Top pube fade....he is for sure going to get some pussy tonight."

"Yeah matt, that kid's name is Jack. He is a Pube Head for sure...but he does get laid often."
by HighTopPubeFade420 February 24, 2009
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Puberpiller

That awkward mustache that some freshman and sophomores have that they really need to shave but won't because they:
1. don't yet notice it exists
2. think it's attracting the ladies
3. are grappling with accepting their blooming manhood.

In some unfortunate cases, a puberpiller will exist on the face of someone even older, in which case an intervention is due.
At first I thought he was cute, but then i noticed his puberpiller. It looked like an eyebrow fell down.
by phoeb3.ftw April 7, 2011
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pyro pubes

Anyone who has natural orange hair and pubes.
Eric: Did you see that kid with the orange hair and pubes?
Dan: Ya, he's such a pyro pubes.
by flame on May 12, 2007
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