prick

A dude with a small penis.

dude1: see that guy over there...

dude2: yeah

dude1: he's such a prick!

dude2: totally, i bet he cuts himself trying to masturbate!

by Kregiboi May 19, 2008

prick tease

Similar to that other dudes....a girl that gets ya all worked up and says shes gonna meet up and do stuff....but when push comes to shove....she has to do "other stuff" or she isnt "allowed" or she is "grounded"...and the dude who keeps falling for her antics is an idiot....

That Leigh chick is a real prick tease.

by Nick September 3, 2003

prickless son of a bitch

man who is not a man in every sense of the word, being born by a certain mother in law

See: my ex-husband, the prickless son of a bitch!!

by TC14 January 7, 2007

prick index

The Prick Index is a metaphor for the thorn of a rose. The levels of pricking are described as the amount of pain (number of thorns) we endure in different relationships from both men and women! The levels are arranged from one to ten, ten being the most severe pain and damage caused as illustrated in the trademarked book called “The Prick Index” created by Charlie Mercier and Janis Skye.

Sponging Sam ~ prick index~ # 3
Charismatic and seductive, Sam sucks the life out of you! Financially and emotionally! He's a professional moocher. Have you met a Sponging Prick? Come read The PRICK Index and find out!

by Charlie Mercier and Janis Skye August 17, 2008

[prick]

A fuck tard that enforces rules on a fucking forum. Looks like, if not is, a penis.

Kevin or Zodiac. Same person; both are prick

by playasayhuh January 12, 2009

Prick

A man who takes advantage of his position to push an issue he could let go of. Motivation is heterogeneous among this population.

Bruno screwed up table 24's order. I apologized and offered to correct it but no, the prick wants a root-beer float on the house. I should have had a V8.

by Krakenbunny July 1, 2015

Shit prick

A short, annoying little asshole of a man who is drowning in his little man syndrome. shorty short little prick dick Bitch

I love having a shit prick for a boss

by Bhinesley March 12, 2016