poking the pork

verb: to sleep with a fat chick

"I'm so tired, and I don't have my work done for today," John whined. "Well, you shouldn't have been poking the pork all night!" Emily replied.

by Xool314 April 26, 2011

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pork-eye

The look in someone's eye after some close to them is killed and they have to keep the going forward without time to grieve.

Rhett had a bit of the pork-eye, not too sure about Link though...

by Andhrímnir April 17, 2023

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pork the core

South African for "Park the car".

Johan: Look there's the gorden morket. Can you pork the core?
Hansie: Yah, but eats getting dork and it might be hord to find a core pork.

by Geez whack December 05, 2021

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Pork Meat

tight, rosey faced, thick necked men that are wide in stature and large in the chest and shoulder area. this does not make them fat however, think more like "scandinavian wrestler"types. they have shiney skin pulled tight with a pork like quality. these men usually have larger heads with chubby cheeks. pork meat will usually be fair but some darker skin versions are seen rairly.

so i went on that blind date you set me up and dude when i got there the guy was total Pork Meat

by lily addams January 06, 2011

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pork and beans

When you take a girl out on a fancy outing and get laid afterward (pork) but you didn't have to pay for it (beans).

Bro; "Dude, did you get any pork from Stacie after Benihana last night?"

Dude: "Hell yeah, bro. Plus, she put it all on her dad's Amex--I didn't have to pay a dime!"

Bro: "Dude, pork *AND* beans!"

Dude: "Pork and beans, brother. Pork and beans."

by maverick_survivalist March 11, 2012

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