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Bribe the Pope

Before making any important life decisions, it is a good idea to bribe the pope.
by Inmyglassprison May 13, 2015
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Pope Joseph

Pope Joseph is an infamous icon in semi-christian culture. He is known for being a prophet, communicating to god through dreams and delusions. He was the first one to publish a church on this earth, deserving a copyright for churches all-together.

Pope Joseph has had his controversies, with quotes he claimed were taken directly from "god"

One of these quotes include:

"As god told me, "God shall not sleep with son" therefore indicating that lesbians are allowed."

In his defense:

"Its not blasphemy if I'm the creator of all churches"

As controversial as that is, he is still an Icon and should be remembered.
Jacque: "I am gay"

Mel: "That is a sin"

Jacque: "According to who?"

Mel: "Pope Joseph"
by CodFish2 January 31, 2025
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The Pope

When your homosexual tendencies make you taste and slap your own face with semen
I heard he gives himself the pope slaps his face with his own semen”
by Irishguy November 5, 2021
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Pope’s tear

The tiny bit of pre-cum before or after masturbation that appears to look like a tear.
Just need to wipe the Pope’s tear
by Tillers December 27, 2023
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pope hat

Street slang for an uncircumcised penis. The funny moniker is derived from their similar shape and the obvious fact that they both cover a head.
Oh girl, you know my friend hooked up with him. He has a pope hat!
by WellDefined R Us April 9, 2017
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punish the pope

I'm so horny but no chicks are available so Ill just have to punish the pope
by Aintjewish January 17, 2019
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pope king

The greatest thing of all time, there can only be one. Commonly a midget. Tells Rays to suck it
I am the greatest of all time, I am the pope king
by Therealbrando July 26, 2018
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