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confused pineapple

A sexual position in where the girl put her knees by her head and the male then procedes to use her breasts in place of a vagina
Dude I was fuckin Lindsay so hard last night, she begged me to Confuse Pineapple her skanky ass! (Confused Pineapple)
by EbonicsForHoes December 10, 2009
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Red Pine

Rare type of Cannabis that is only be grown in the suburbs of Boston and Boston itself, normally ranging from $25-$35 per gram. Often is either sticky and/or has a tint of crimson red. as of August 2009, the strand is most popular in the city of Boston.
I went down to Hull today to pick up an ounce of red pine...it was bomb.
by South Shore Cannabis December 18, 2009
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Spicy Pineapple

The act or circumstance that causes a woman to go into labor. This is whatever a woman is doing immediately before she begins to go into labor.
Well wisher - Congratulations. So what was the spicy pineapple?

Proud Mother - A rerun of Dirty Jobs. The one where he's cleaning dump trucks.
by Rupert.Durden December 23, 2010
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Talking Pineapple

A girl who has a large "poof" in their hair, and it makes their head look like a pineapple. For example: Snooki
Snooki: You fuckin jerk off!
Vinny: At least I'm not a talking pineapple!
by SnookiSucks March 3, 2011
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white pine weevil

a wiley little bastard that will get into your white pine stand and fuck shit up. They can grow up to 12 feet tall and 40 feet long but grow incredibly slowly and need to be left undisturbed for thousands of years to reach that height. Human death from white pine weevil is rare but has happened to a group of austrailian butt pirates who were using a white pine dildo infested with weevil.
Derek don't boof that white pine would get a white pine weevil in there.
by Mike Baker the bakedster August 27, 2012
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louisiana pineapple

the act of anal fisting followed by the person on the receiving end licking off his own excrement off the arm of the fister.
Man#1: dude Anal fisting is dirty, there's no way anything's worse or gayer than that.

Man#2: there's the Louisiana pineapple!

Man#1: I stand Corrected
by draft9chem/Pookey Sagan January 6, 2014
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French pineapple

When a woman puts a pineapple ring in her vagina and invites her partner to get it out with his or her tongue
"DId you get your boyfriend anything for his birthday?"

"He is coming over later for a French Pineapple
by Kitna2Furrey September 17, 2016
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