piggy pile

The assortment of items gathered around a person while they spend large amounts of time on the couch or on the internet. Designed to encompass everything one would need for entertainment, nourishment, communication, and practical purposes during this time. Common Piggy piles can include one or more of the following items, among others, dependent on the user's personal tastes and needs:

-remote control
-phone
-book
-gaming device
-game controller
-snack
-drink
-pillows, blankets, etc.
-cigarettes

These piggy piles have a 99% chance of missing one or more items once the user gets settled in.
I got off work for the weekend, and the first thing I did was set up a piggy pile and zone out for 8 hours.
by meesterseege February 25, 2011
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pile of dicks

those who are the insiders of the political system; aka: our piss poor excuse for the leaders of our government.
it might be hard for a woman to go into the profession of pile of dicks. Then again maybe not.
by Phil Ortiz Deez Nertz May 05, 2016
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Pile of Dicks

When you feel at your absolute worst.
I can not make it into work today. I feel like a Pile of Dicks.
by Teebin48 July 11, 2022
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Pile of dicks

A description of the traffic inside the city of Chicago.
With the rain & traffic and it’s gonna suck pile of dicks.
by HollaJ May 02, 2019
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Pile people

In the aftermath of a hurricane the indigenous population that has become homeless began to build piles out of the debris from other people's homes . This behavior usually occurs on other people's property until the piles become so massive code enforcement forces them to move on to a new location where they then begin to form new piles all this occurs while shooting meth and stealing each other's bicycles, in between probation visits of course.
Code enforcement runs off 3 locations where the pile people have set up camp and stripped bicycles down into nothing but parts, broken electronics, soggy furniture, and infectious human waste.
by Chef Boy R Deranged June 15, 2022
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burrito pile

Sexual encounter with a big chested, heavy set, woman. Typically, the encounter is brought on by over consumption of alcohol. The female usually exhibits an aggressive sexual attitude while the male exhibits an over estimation of his sexual appetite.
I hooked up with Carol last night. It was a total burrito pile. Way more than I could handle.
by Papa Ev April 20, 2016
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pile-enthusiast

A person who enjoys, or can't help to make piles or heaps around him or herself. Usually these enthusiasts lack organizational skills and have a short attention span. Pile enthusiasts have since the beginning of the internet and the development of interaction through forums connected with each-other and some have formed social groups.
Good day my name is Robert and I'm a pile-enthusiast. I also enjoy heaping stuff on top of piles on my day off as a pastime hobby.
by Ducellier January 28, 2020
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