peppa pig

a bad-ass bitch you shouldn't mess with because she'll eat your toes while roasting your dad. she told her own dad he was a fat-ass and how he couldn't fit down the slide. she and her friends are all toxic and really don't care about each other but pretend they do. anyways go watch peppa jump in muddy puddles and roast her dad while you eat your doritos
Nobody:

Peppa Pig: Your too fat to go down the slide daddy
by GiVeMyYoUrToEs September 04, 2019
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pig split

Running away from a party or area when the police arive.
The cops showed up and we all pig split in the opposite direction.
by mountainbiker30 August 05, 2008
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Tree pig

Proper slang for a forest ranger or park police
Damn tree pig busted up our drug-crazed orgy at the campground.
by Mford December 10, 2020
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Pig Pog

by BananaUnicorn April 19, 2019
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Smoke Pig

An incredibly attractive girl.
"Mate, did you see that complete smoke pig".
by McCig May 10, 2018
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pig strips

a synonym for bacon, coined by me.
Mr. Grate: Johnson! The company picnic is in 5 days. What are you bringing?

Johnson: I'm bringing some Mountain Dew, Doritos, and some pig strips.

Mr. Grate: Pig strips? What in the world are pig strips?

Johnson: It's just bacon Mr. Grate.

Mr. Grate: You kids and your crazy slang!

*both laugh*
by um... bob May 09, 2009
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hurt pig

An ugly woman you had sex with who gets very emotional and hurt when she finds out you do not like her in any way at all.
That hurt pig is crying all the time because I used her for sex and she actually thought I liked her.
by OrlandoFrenandez May 17, 2014
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