Definitions by Mford

Tree pig 

Proper slang for a forest ranger or park police

Damn tree pig busted up our drug-crazed orgy at the campground.

Tree pig by Mford December 9, 2020

netperking

Attending professional networking events in hopes of meeting a date/mate.

Don't fool yourself, George isn't interested in new business - he's just netperking.

netperking by mford March 21, 2007