Smart Phone

A wireless device that spends most of its time tethered to a charging cable.

Birds ate my Smart Phone battery - you have a spare ipod cable lying around?

by Manny Dalavera August 6, 2012

Cell Phone

Objects which are beginning to be given to little girls in 2nd grade who have no place to go thus have no reason to hvae one except to show it off, which pisses me off. They prance around in their little midriff baring shirts trying to be Britney Spears when infact they look like little spoiled riches bitch sluts, whose parents have no idea what the word Discipline and hard-work mean.

Little Girl: Like OMG Stacy, my Mom bought me the coolest cell phone

Stacy: OMG we can use it when we drive our barbie jeeps around the block.

by Mia May 13, 2005

Phone Rape

When a seemingly normal guy/girl is on the phone with you and proceeds to have phone sex with you when you don't want it, narrating both sides, so you have no choice but to listen in total awe.

Bob: I was on the phone with this chick last night, and we were having a pretty normal conversation, then she phone raped me, I haven't been the same ever since.
Friend: I warned you about her.

by TEH BOB ZORD December 23, 2008

Phone

Object low lifes use while pondering what to do with their day while trying to contact the friends they dont have that are already partying it up without them.

Man this phone is bunk. No one likes me

by Katie gay June 14, 2010

self-phone

To call yourself so that you can find your cell phone.

"Dude, dial my number, I need a self-phone cause I was drunk last night when I put my cell phone down."

by afichte May 22, 2008

phonebanging

A guy who is on the phone for a long period of time, usually with a girl...so it is assumed that he is phonebanging.

"hey, where'd he go? i haven't seen him for hours but his ride's still outside..."

"oh, he's in the room phonebanging."

by LORNA VU July 9, 2006

phone billion

When your having a perfectly good day and it comes to a horrible twist when your cell bill arrives and your parents see that you sent 400 text messages over your limit.

Cara: wanna do something tonight?
Dani: No, my phone billion came and my parents are plotting my death as we speak

by zimbabwa May 9, 2007