Photo genic

When someone is good at taking pictures and poses like no other

“Oh my god her picture is good! She’s photo genic” -Anonymous

by Mxnq August 30, 2022

photobesity

A morbid obsession for photographing anything and everything, and never deleting a single image. Photobesity fills phone memories and hard drives to capacity; the photobese person never has enough storage for their habit.

"Once again, T has had to double the size of his hard drive. What does he need all those pictures for? His photobesity has just pushed his storage up from petabytes to exabytes."

by MycoMike January 27, 2023

Phactious

Phactious is really a bot who loves to pretend to be human. He has a co-bot that is his partner in crime named Demikos. Phactious loves most human like things and is very realistic looking. Careful, he may malfunction at anytime and kick everyone. His kicks hurt.

Phactious is fearful.

by Shy~Girl February 19, 2023

Photo guy

A disgraceful, disgusting person who roams the earth causing trouble towards anyone who looks in his eyes. He does whatever he wants and texts whatever girl her wants. He creeps and harrases young girls and a juvenile age. He goes above and beyond to ruin the lives on innocents and teams up with older men to hunt little girls. During his young age, he trains to become a harraser and once he fulfills his 18 years of life, he will unleash into the unkown and cause mischief amongst his grandmama and papa. No one likes him and everyone avoided contact within 90 acres of land. His own mother aborted him at a very young age because he had too much milk.

Alisha: Hey thats photo guy!

Anyee: yea no one likes him

Chase: He cheated on me

by anonymous March 1, 2023

Phostar

Someone who shovels snow off their lawn and does donuts with his lawnmower in the snow.

Look at the Phostar, what an idiot.

by Phostar hater December 16, 2022

photo bomb

Jumping into an unsuspecting person photo, referring to like how a bomb would drop on unsuspecting people, hence the name.

Photographer: 3...2...1...chee-
Photo bomber: *jumps in frame*
Photographer: hey man! you just photo bombed our picture!
Photo bomber: and I'll do it again

by Rileyisafk December 18, 2022

Photo Ratitis

When you’re scrolling through a girls Instagram, and notice that in some pictures she looks normal, and even attractive. But on the other hand, in other photos, shawty kind of look like a rat.

Braden was scrolling through his friend Alayna’s Instagram, when in some photos she looked like a rat and in some she looked attractive. Braden self-diagnosed Alayna with Photo Ratitis.

by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 3, 2023