Penal butter

When you stick your dick in peanut butter and have your dog lick it up.

“Son, what are you doing with the dog? I’m just giving it some penal butter.”

by Penal man May 1, 2020

Penal fracture

When you fall on your boner so hard that it breaks in half

I got a penal fracture while trying to chase Jessica at the prom dance

by dickWad25 July 16, 2020

PENAWOM

A WOMAN WITH AN ENORMOUS DICK

Wow LIZ is such a PENAWOM

by Ugus August 5, 2020

Penal Queef

When a man has a moist queef out of his dick.

“She was giving me brain and i had a penal queef in her mouth. She said it tasted like Feta Cheese

by Numerical Wizard December 7, 2020

Peñalities

A really rare Hispanic last name that usually people who eat too many pizza have.

You are eating too much pizza and you're Hispanic? You must be a Peñalities!

by Arnesio Parapillo March 25, 2021

Peñalities

A rare disease that a person can get by eating too many patties and being bare foot.

Don't be barefoot and eat those patties all day or you'll get peñalities!

by Arnesio Parapillo March 25, 2021

Penalty-Man

Like his boss Crotone-Man,Penalty-man is another overrated Portuguese fraud.I can swear he'll be the first player to win a Puskas with a penalty and he normally drops 5/10 every match and statpads with penalties.

Penalty-Man cried so much that he was awarded a penalty after a football match ended

by Cremsious April 30, 2021