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pecker tracks

An instant messenger log of a cyber-sex episode that is sent back to the other participant.
"I don't use that MSN account anymore. I get too many pecker tracks."
by DocLightning December 22, 2004
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Nail his/your pecker to a fence post.

Means one of two things.
1:Something one guy tells another to make a point.
2:A type of crucifixion where you are tranfixed to a fence post by having your pecker nailed to it where you will have to stay till you die or someone comes along to rescue you.
1:Hears the keys to my car.Put a dent in it and I a nail your pecker to a fence post.
2:There's that queer again.Lets nail his pecker to a fience post.
And that is the meaning of nail his/your pecker to a fence post.
by Deep blue 2012 January 9, 2010
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peckerdeck

a term used for a truck with a flatbed mostly driven by rednecks or douche bags
look at that redneck truck with the peckerdeck
by peterbilt379 January 13, 2008
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pecker leech

A male with an incredibly small penis, who compensates this by being a monstrous Dick and sucks the life out of anyone he encounters:
Tony Val Johnson is an absolute pecker leech.
by Whooppee7711 March 30, 2015
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Pecker peck

To lightly kiss a penis with the utmost of care so that he feels appreciated for the hard work he does.
My boyfriend and I were getting down and dirty, after all was said and done I gave him a pecker peck to say thanks. He has feelings too you know..
by Kodriejedi July 30, 2016
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Peckerwad

This is a guy that's being a real dickhead. Someone that is really fucking annoying.
Also, a peckerwad is what a women says she received when you throw a 12 inch dick in her mouth.
Man that guy was being a real peckerwad.
Girl that dude about choked me to death with his massive peckerwad.
by Mr. Dirthole July 24, 2016
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Peeping Pecker

When your dick comes out of the hole in your boxers inexplicably or when you can see the outline or bulge or your dick while wearing any kind of athletic shorts or sweatpants.
Hey dude you might want to stuff some toilet paper in your shorts cause you have a pretty bad Peeping Pecker.

Hey make sure you have a blanket tonight you don't want to have your parents see you with a Peeking Pecker in the morning.
by Freebirdzack January 12, 2015
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