Peckerwad

This is a guy that's being a real dickhead. Someone that is really fucking annoying.
Also, a peckerwad is what a women says she received when you throw a 12 inch dick in her mouth.

Man that guy was being a real peckerwad.
Girl that dude about choked me to death with his massive peckerwad.

Peckerwad by Mr. Dirthole July 24, 2016

peckerwad

Derogatory term for individual exhibiting seemingly inexplicable annoying behavior, esp. when same appears based in ignorance. Derived from southern U.S. Colloquialism for smegma.

A driver comments after the driver ahead of him on the freeway has hit his brakes for the third time in three minutes for no apparent reason “What the hell is that peckerwad hitting his brakes for?”

peckerwad by southernravin July 31, 2006

Peckerjack 

A variety of cheese derived from Monterey Jack, flavored with spicy semen peppers, usually with a semihard or creamy texture.

I ran out of cheddar, but I reckon I got some homemade peckerjack in the fridge!

Peckerjack by disfellow July 31, 2018

peckerhead 

One who has a penis for brains, and no social skills.

Rob Rabun is a peckerhead.

peckerhead by Anonymous May 5, 2003

peckerwood

A peckerwood is a rural white southerner, usually poor, undereducated or otherwise ignorant and bigoted, the term gained popularity in the deep south during the early twentieth century and was meant to be derogatory. It is a reversal of the name of the red bellied woodpecker which had a patch of red on the back of it’s head and neck, therefore a peckerwood is a redneck, terms that describe similar groups of people are trailer trash or white trash but neither of those have the same effect or ring to them as peckerwood does.
From: "Peckerwood Nation" www.dailykos.com \storyonly/2006/6/28/181447/773

That man was a true peckerwood, born and raised.

peckerwood by Bry Hink November 25, 2006

PECKERWOOD-JACKASS 

Personally-insecure male (usually Caucasian) between ages 19 and 29 who over-gels the top front of his short stringy hair, wears MMA attire or "rapper" fasions, tries in vain to talk in street-lingo and has a very tight leash on his girlfriend who hates him (she's often too young). He typically displays his insecurity when a real man comes around by chirping like an irritating little parakeet.
The Peckerwood-Jackass is also a semi-stalker because he will even snoop around his girlfriend's workplace to make sure she's not being hit on by other guys, though he lacks enough heart to confront the other men, he'll just take it out on her when she gets home.

Dana wore too much damn gel in his short hair and always made it a point to escort his 18-year old girlfriend everywhere she went, even while she's walking her dog and stalking her at her job because he was afraid of other guys hitting on her. He's a Peckerwood-Jackass!

PECKERWOOD-JACKASS by KnightWrite July 8, 2010

two peckered billy-goat 

a very horny person

Wow look at that guy is hornier then a two peckered billy-goat.

two peckered billy-goat by dbond May 5, 2011