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honey pot pad

It’s a looks like a a regular pad, but it’s has a honey like lil substance that acts like a lip plumper to plump the wrong set of lips.
Hey girl do you have a honey pot pad?”
by Daddyez December 2, 2024
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Pensioners pad

A house or apartment where two pensioners or more reside, where frequent parties, drinking and cooking is usally involved. Above-mentioned residencies are usually well maintained, level-floored and perfectly equipped.
Peter sold his house in the suburbs after retirering from the military and bought him and his wife a big ass pensioners pad.
by RJKIXS August 29, 2023
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Butter Pad

Butter pressed into a backwards turkey mold so when it is extracted it has taken on the form of an ungodly ugly but delectable animal.
Dude, hit me up with a butter pad for this naked roll!
by akray July 20, 2010
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Blow up on the launch pad

To blow up on the launch pad means to ejaculate on a woman’s pelvis or vagina before even entering.
*virgin*: Hey bro, I’m about to smash Vanessa tonight!

*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!
by Mr.krabbs January 18, 2019
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Sad Pad

A home, apartment, condo, or other living quarters that is inhabited by one or more occupants without relationships. In some instances, a cat is included.
Person 1: hey, do you want to go to Bo's house?
Person 2: nah, it's just him and his cat.
Person 1: yeah it's a regular sad pad.
by Thesadpad March 10, 2017
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Scoot pad

You broke my phone screen scoot pad

Traveller word

By Alexander Stewart 😂
Some one makes you feel weak sauce ah ya wee scoot pad
by Scoot pad Stewart November 15, 2018
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Landing pad

The flat area that your pants make near your crotch when you spread your legs; also can be used in place of lap
"c'mon gurl, come land on my landing pad.
by IcedaBurg May 22, 2012
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