A dumb-ass who is incapable of understanding basic concepts that come naturally to the majority of the developed world. An individual whose IQ is within 10 points or above 100.
a)An elite member of a special forces military team known as the PBROOTERS. Their mission, paving the streets of enemy cities with the stickiest chunkiest peanut butter available. Often working with the Marshmallow fluff team to make a stickier situation. The road once being paved by the team in a matter of hours becomes a peanut butter Catastrophe when enemy tanks and people get caught in its peanut hell. Leaving them open for the armed forces to attack.
b) A brand of peanut butter so thick and gooey that when you take a bite your teeth fall out at the roots.
c)A device used to give root canals, wherin peanut butter is shot at high speeds into the root of your mouth.
a) Get the Peanut butter rooters NOW!!!
b)fuck ive been rooted c)Oh shit i dont want to be rooted
The peanut butter smoothie acourding to a few select people in the US Army Airborn School, Bravo Co. Hold Overs is when one uses peanut butter as an anal lubricant. That's the word around the camp fire.
An example of this would be applying peanut butter to your peins and or anus and proceding to in gage in sexual intercource in the rectal area. Using different types peanut butter such as chuncky or smooth will result in diffrent types of dessired pleasure. I recomend mixing and matching, you never know untill you try.
I gave the bitch a peanut buttersmoothie and she still wanted a reacharound.
Brucey : "Ewman that sick son of a bitch over there doesnt wipe!"
Eric : "SICK...wait how the fuck do you know that..."
Brucey: "uh ub...lets go hunting while we uhm eat meat and uh go and check out some hot muh-CHICKS!"