When you wake up at night cause your sleep schedule is fucked up, you get Night Wood instead of morning wood.
by ihavenightwoodagain August 23, 2020
Katie: Hey, bro, what book are you reading?
Josh: I have no idea. I just put my finger in the book night read it.
Katie: Huh?
Josh: Yeah, you know how when you're in school and you're reading in class and your mind wanders off?
Katie: Ya, like daydreaming?
Josh: Exactly! But the opposite! Night Reading is when you sleep while holding a book, and while you're asleep you'll just absorb the information.
Josh: I have no idea. I just put my finger in the book night read it.
Katie: Huh?
Josh: Yeah, you know how when you're in school and you're reading in class and your mind wanders off?
Katie: Ya, like daydreaming?
Josh: Exactly! But the opposite! Night Reading is when you sleep while holding a book, and while you're asleep you'll just absorb the information.
by That Slattery Girl May 22, 2020
Boy: night stupid
Girl:night
Girl to friend: I think that boy likes me he said night stupid
Friend: OMG u should totally ask him out
Girl:night
Girl to friend: I think that boy likes me he said night stupid
Friend: OMG u should totally ask him out
by Queen of nothing August 05, 2020
The night before Valentine’s Day. Date night in the day before Valentine’s Day in order to avoid the crowd and busy restaurants.
by Sambiase January 25, 2023
by Munktus August 17, 2020
When you're so fucked up that you have to sleep in the tub in fear of pissing yourself, as in piss drunk.
by Macmayn October 16, 2013
To stay up all night while ingesting mass amounts of caffeine, drugs or any other form of mind altering chemicals.
by dirtypirate12345 September 02, 2017